Letterblade

...in the sense of communication fail. As in, I completely forgot to announce that I would be inCalifornia for a bit.

I am now in California. Gay Area, specifically. Mostly doing family stuff , but if I can sneak out for a bit...anyone know any good kinky stores, or other fun places to hang?

Posted from iPhone. Sorry for typos.

Posted via LiveJournal.app.

(Edit: SO I forgot to actually draft filter this. Meh. But non-draft-filter people seem to be enjoying it, so I'll leave it public; just please remember that this is not the final version.)

PHEW.

ONE DOWN, FOUR TO GO.

So, you know how I sometimes complain about how there isn't enough random filthy kinky femmeslash in the world? Because, y'know, there's a world of it for boyslash, and a decent amount for het, and I've contributed a lot of both, but...I've never actually written something like this before. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

And then this Kozue-voice caught me totally out of nowhere (or the blue, if one wishes to make horrible puns) and provided. And caused me to WTF at her. A LOT.

kink_bingo square: bukkake. (Shut up. Girls ejaculate too.) I provide bonus strap-on and a bit of spanking.

Fandom: Revolutionary Girl Utena. For ONCE, with an Utena fic, this does not really require canon literacy, I think.

Pairing: Kozue/Shiori. (YES, I'M INSANE.)

NSFW, duh.

( Well? I mean, you do want to talk about it, right? That's why we're here? Shared experiences with creepy elevators? )

Those of you who are active kinky:

I am going to a play party tomorrow evening. I'm going as a single bottom, probably younger and less experienced than most there, who is relatively reticent about approaching people. Now, I'm obviously not going to haul my entire box-o-gear there. (This is, like, HALF of it; well, maybe more than half by bulk, but that's the 293847234 feet of thick nylon that I've almost never used in any context except my ex's amateur bondage photography.)

I'd originally thought of going empty-handed. Should I perhaps pack a few favorites? Erk?

Also, collar or no collar?

(For further context: I honestly don't expect to get much play. I've been to parties in this crowd a few times before; everyone is pretty much either a stranger or has shown no interest in me, and people tend to come with full dance cards. (Maybe this will be different now that I am unattached? I don't know. But.) I mean, IF something happens? Yes, that would be AWESOME. But I'm going in with no expectations, except watching a lot of play, ogling the equipment, and eating chips.)

(Mmm, chips.)

(I actually have more switch urges than I thought, but NOT unless I know the person very well. So at a party? With, like, people who I haven't spoken with and sexxed for hours and hours and so on? NOT toppy in the least.)

(I should write a post on this whole switch urges thing at some point.)

(Except my brain is, like, dead. No urges to do anything productive whatosever. I think this calls for Katamari Damacy.)

(PARENTHESES WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.)

So, like, years ago, when I started using a sex filter (which I've since stopped using), I inaugurated it by filling out a fairly extensive BDSM negotiation chart. For, y'know, shits'n'giggles. (Except not the former. HARD LIMIT. Ahem.) I kept it updated for a few months, but, well, that was years ago. Done a lot more things, loosened a few old limits, gained a few new ones. And I realized, hey, could be fun to go back and do it again.

This time around, I have taken the liberty of removing a few things that pretty much leave me drawing blanks and that I've not run into in my several years of sporadic playing, and adding in one of my favorite things, so it's a slightly different list. Edit: And, yaknow, I forgot to add that this was originally a five-column chart, with columns for opinions and experience on the topping side as well, which I removed because I'm almost entirely bottomy.

NSFW. Do not read this unless you actually WANT to know WAY more about my kinks and sexual habits than several of my exes ever did. SERIOUSLY. TTTTTTTTMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIII.

( Big ol' chart of TMI, and would you like that with a big bucket of TMI? )

So, the, like, tiny number of people in the world who actually track such things might notice that one thing in particular has changed.

Yesterday. Thursday the 7th.

( Here, have a side of TMI. )

(Still need to catch up on comments. Buried in shiny. Weekend got away with me.)

The lovely mods of kink_bingo allowed me to sneak in late and join. This makes me CONSIDERABLY TOO HAPPY. MORE EXCUSES TO WRITE KINKY PORN YAY.

( My card and commentary )

So the easiest would be horizontal, second from top. Middle vertical works. Diagonal upper left to lower right works. Hmmm...

Now off to Mass with my new white robe!

Or canon reference. Or much of anything except throwing three characters in a room together and seeing what happens. No particular spoilers for Utopia/Sound of Drums other than a particular character's existence. I don't normally write outside of canon, but I needed to get this out of my system, as the last few eps have been killing me with the kinky subtext.

The Jack in my head is quite insistent that this whole mess going on between his Doctor and Mr. Spoiler is clearly one big screwy love-hate psycho-ex thing, and has set himself on getting them to shag-and-get-it-over-with-already. (And I write to indulge him due to random insomnia.) And being Jack, if throwing himself into said shagging will help either party...

...why is this character insisting upon first person? Aiiii! Haven't done in ages!

( A Brief Lecture On the Appeal of Constants (aka Mr. Spoiler does kinky math porn) )